THERE WASNT ANY PROOF BEFORE — WE NEEDED PROOF! (proceeded to pat themselves on back)

Meh.

That guy sounds fucking terrible, I'm so sorry.

Nicky honey, spend less time evening scores and more time evening out your convoluted-ass plotlines.

Nic Pizzolatto should spend less time evening scores and more time evening out these convuluted-ass story lines.

Not a hat trick Michael. Hat magic. A trick is something a whore does for money.

OMG she’s amazing! “Bitch, you gonna sit here and tell me it’s your wife’s fault that you’re an abusive asshole?” to paraphrase...

That orange blouse as she’s walking down the street. I WAAAAAAAANT. Give. me.

Our eggs do die off every month. That’s what starts menstruation. I believe the egg only lives 3-5 days between day 14-19 of the 28 day cycle. So start fucking between day 14-19 Amanda & worry less. Note: day 1 is the first day of your Crimson wave.

Dumb.

On the plus side, you have a great how I broke both my ankles story.

This is the only explanation, as complex as it is, that makes sense to me.

Yawn

FUCK U ROB

BARFFFFFF

That's exactly what I thought while watching it.

Wait wait wait. I’m confused.

I’m guessing you didn’t like the film Agora then. It was certainly flawed, I wouldn’t blame you.

I love Darlene Love! Yeesh Wendy Williams is the worst.

Rachel Dolezal?