Exactly what I was going to say. I've always been happier with a strong tongue than with what a peen can do. And as far as I know, there aren't any micro-tongues. Don't fret, dudes with small penises, there's hope.

The animations are great, but they're going a tad too fast. I'm been trying to save my cat's life for the past ten minutes, but I keep having to re-read. Sigh.

I had a wedding binder. Pinterest is overrated!

He's got them "liar's eyes"!

K.

Wait. Isn't saying that she's tone-policing…tone-policing?

Palmer shared the post to her own page, saying "of course" he'd still be present for the Toronto show.

I thought doctors could just wash the brown away? I believe the procedure is called "white-washing." This is some internalized racism, no?

This movie smells like a winner.

Not okay to be posting his name & address and it may be someone else's anyway.

Yep. Her song "Marry Me" has always bugged me for similar reasons.

As a life-long Gwen/No Doubt lover (Beacon Street Collections & Tragic Kingdom were my first albums EVER, on cassette), I must say I've been so disappointed in her stuff in the last few years even though I REALLY want to root for her. Her first solo album was decent, but she never really reinvented herself or matured…

The alien sex is cool. I don't know, her vocals are stale, but I like her confidence.

You seem smart. Are you Dr. Luke?

ALL OF THEM

Will & Grace could unite nations!

My bad, I just really like MM. You have worth. No hard feelings.

No one cares what you think.

Somebody hand this man some tissues for his issues.