Her account of being abused by her husband gave me chills. So glad she got out of the marriage.

Who deez white ladies?

Insufferable people dislike insufferable things to distract from their own insufferableness.

Why is it the requirement of society to kindly and respectfully tell you to not throw garbage on the ground?

My Dad left a grocery store chicken in his trunk for weeks without noticing, despite the rotting smell. Dead body? Anything's possible.

Clearly, I need to see Dead Poet's Society! Young Ethan Hawke is amazing!

Oh I see, you know everything. Well, thank goodness.

They were talking about Colin Jost, so looks like reading might be hard for everyone.

Men have two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Woman is missing cerebellum, but manages to function normally for most of her life. YAAAAAAASSSSSSS

This reminds me of that South Park episode...

SHE IS A GODDESS! I'm so excited for her political career — and I don't give a shit about anyone's political career normally.

Emma, here's hoping you won't have to carry around that mattress for very long. Supportive vibes moving your way!

Gosh, you're SO clever!

They couldn't get an Iranian actor...really? There are like a 800,000 Iranians here in LA alone. I like Gael García Bernal, but c'mon.

Damn her taste in men is fucking atrocious.

Looks like Kayne designed it; she can't move her arms enough to gesture at him to STFU.

Objectification makes me wanna slap someone and cry while I do it.

Wait, I thought this was about Anaconda education. I like they included Drake though. He's my favorite turtle.

And they say helicopter parenting is detrimental!

why is this thing a person? why is this person a thing.