Idontwannawaitformylifetobe
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Idontwannawaitformylifetobe

Your food shirt in the video was hella cool man!

I noticed this too! I don't even type "vagina" that often — but enough to notice that it did that.

I would expect White Oprah to know that, having had many penes in her mouth at one time.

"Jason Momoa is good at making things wet, therefore Aquaman." -film producer

later, creepster!

I sat next to Busy Phillips and Jake Gyllenhaal at a restaurant (community tables) a couple months ago. JESUS CHRIST I thought she was annoying on Dawson's Creek. She is extremely annoying in person. Yes, Dawson's Creek is alllllll I know her from. I'm old.

SO I bought the entire series DVDs. Not as great as I remember but definitely a total mindfuck of a deeply memorized experience.

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you're the reason we need ginger safe houses!

Are you saying these cats purred their way to the top?

Bud tenders, I love it!

You know the consultation section at the CVS pharmacy? We need those for pot shops, except, more effective!

trigger warning needed. Many turns in my stomach.

She's never, ever going to quit making movies. She loves the attention too much. Anybody would though!

That was the most satisfying porno EVER

He's gotta Strong-hold on my vagina.

Drying kittens after a natural disaster. Where do I send my CV.

Sharon Stone is stylistically stuck in the 90s. Luckily, she is also biologically stuck in the 90s cuz DAY-UM she looks 40!

This is so effin' cool, wow.

I once let my boss borrow my car for three months even though she could totally afford to get a new car. I've done far worse for her & others, but I'll leave that for another time. No person, no matter how rich or famous or connected is worth debasing yourself for. I did it for 5 years and now I'm going back to

I think Kathleen Hanna (feminist punk goddess), married to Adam of BB, would give this two thumbs up, along with Adam himself.