You've been Looped!!
(Just wait, like, 80 yrs so I can figure out how to do it)

Don't make me find you, Looper-style!

Shia having a public meltdown would be sad if I didn't loathe him so terribly.

Drake, shut your whiny mouth. Most people would prefer PSH's existence over your tonedeafness, so don't get too confident.

Clearly, peeps were doin tons of acid in Hungary in the 70s.

The blind leading the OH HAI MARK

If one must remake Thelma & Louise (one mustn't & shouldn't), may I suggest

Well, this affair is a lot sexier than Bill & Monica. However, I firmly believe neither couple is that stupid. Beyoncé & Barack care waaaay to much about their fans to alienate themselves like that. No matter the booty.

Yeeeeeeaaah, this just crossed that awkward threshold of sexy—->no longer sexy bc it's something your Dad would do.

Yeeeeeeaaah, this just crossed that awkward threshold of sexy—->no longer sexy bc it's something your Dad would do.

I've cut several people out of my life since I was 17 (when I did it for the first time, much in the same way Dawn did).
Anyway, yes it hurts. Yes, I felt guilty and wanted to reach out again because I'm missed them. But just because you miss someone doesn't mean you need them back in your life. You're mourning them…

*both

Janelle, you are a King amoung these plebes.

I would have murdered him if did that to me, so her note, IMO, is actually quite restrained.

Can all men be like this please...please?

Gahhhh I love them!!!
What happened to the 3rd woman btw?

I don't like the things melting candles say. So STFU Barbara Walters & Stephen King.

And why make the one with the vortex of teeth be the only woman smiling?

Ugh enough Julia and George for Chrissakes

This reminds me of Lanza's book on Biocentrism. It posits that the external world exists because we create it and observe it, not vice versa.
I only read the first few chapters because it got into quantum physics, which is just beyond my realm, so to speak. It's a great read.