I'm in love with you

Thank you Jezebel. I can always count on you to remind me to put on my State of Perpetual Offendedness jammies. Rose-colored glasses away and hats off!

If that's all you have, you have a basket of nothing. And I don't mean the Shakespearian "nothing."

Annnnnd nowhere in that source does it say they are friends.

Like, I said the source is the Daily Mail, the Us magazine of the UK. The person who said they remain good friends is the same "source" that often gets mentioned in contexts like this:

Good job, internet detective. I'm glad you rely so heavily on the Daily Mail as your source. Association does not equal endorsement of rape.

She is gorgeous. RAWR

First of all, just because she testified to the truth of certain events (which happens to be in his favor) at a dinner table doesn't make her a "continued supporter of Roman Polanski."

Yes, he is such an asshat!

Like I said. Testifying to the truth of events is not the same as supporting his rape. Thanks internet detective!

Um, no. No she isn't.

Anybody read that Daily Beast article? It was written by the director of the Woody Allen doc that just came out. UGH that was some WA apologist bullshit. It tried to make Mia look like a bad mother and a liar, in addition to trying to portray Dylan being confused and too young to remember. And he used ROMAN FUCKING…

This has cult classic a la The Room written all over it.

Oh my G— is Biden....

On another note, how is Boehner darker than Barack now?

You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.

Pink is an underdog? Did Mr Hart mean to say over saturated/exposed/sold pop star?

Well, clearly you were very smart.

It's not surprising you are tense considering you did not get my joke about tense.

Jack the Ripper is still alive??!?!