You seriously claim I’m lying, trolling and trying to trigger people just by acknowledging truthfully I didn’t recognize Tifa? This is getting ludicrous :-D

In 2061, it was revealed that Mount Zeus was actually a diamond blown off from Jupiter’s core after it ignited.

Awww, is this your first troll? You’re such a big boy now!

You are my hero for today.

“But” That little word that means I don’t believe ANYTHING I said before it.

This thread was way hotter than the Witcher cosplay.

Agreed. Not all tech is an apples-to-apples comparison.

“Look out here comes a fucking S!”

Objection: Assumes facts not found in OP’s comment.

Good question. Do you know what the word “pretentious” means? You’ll find your answer in there.

You’re using too many multisyllabic words. Remember, you’re talking to a Mets fan.

Guess that tow truck driver isn’t the only asshole, huh?

Nope. Pluto is a dwarf planet. In fact, Pluto has become about a billion times more interesting since it got demoted. Click over on i09 and catch up some time. Really exciting discoveries about Pluto in the past year.

You can count on it, boy.

This will be cute in July when they’re 9 games under .500.

These articles are a delicious topping poured all over the top of endless Cubs wins.

I think I’ve had enough of your barnyard humor.

And Mars?

Probably engaged to the dude