It’s already been decomposing for the last four years. Did you think that stink in St. Louis was from all the tear gas?

Fuck breeders. You are not special just because you raw-dogged it after too much tequila. And no one gives a shit about your awful demon-spawn.

That’s some funny shit.

In my experience, Christians are the least knowledgeable people when it comes to the Bible.

+1

Here’s my experience with Twin Cities cyclists: While taking a Segway tour of the city, which makes liberal use of the awesome bicycle paths the cities possess, cyclists would routinely hurl insults like “EXERCISE!” or “TRY USING YOUR LEGS, FATASS!” or “WOW, THAT SURE LOOKS HARD!” at my group.

Sitting in the middle of a crowded airport. Crying because I’m laughing so hard.

Back in my day, we just pissed off the top row of the upper deck when everyone had their backs to us during the national anthem. Now, people are demanding cups? Fuck this entitled generation.

Spoilers: Your DARE officer lied to you.

If it is Grace, then I would guess she is named after franchise first baseman Mark Grace. I'm not aware of anyone who associates Grace St. with the Cubs.

"Waveland" is the street you're missing. Other valid options would be "Cellar" and "Choke".

Christ, how did I not know about that website. Take my star, although I can never fully repay you.

but I wouldn't know.

I'm quite sure that all of this notoriety will send him tons of these brain-dead people with money to burn on his holistic, paleo-nonsense. Sounds to me like he realized he was a shit cardiologist and realized he could live the good life if he threw in with the crackpot circles his wife runs in. Glad to see a…

DUMP HIM

I'm in Lakeview, on Halsted. Critical Mass is the only thing that makes me look forward to Chicago winters!

As a fellow Chicagoan, I would like to associate myself with this comment.

Because of my involvement in my local community and my personality, you can't get within a hundred feet of me IRL without understanding that's part of the deal.