Yeah, and trying to run it on my computer will be like parkour free-running with a lubed-up fatass.

#3: Dat Mass.

@thebluelizard: Thank you, princess, but your correct answer is in another castle.

@Cooking Utensil: Just a re-envisioning of my earlier comment on the matter.

Christmas Eve, 2125. Day 221.

I give them until Christmastime before things get all bi-curious.

I remember my first and only experience with a virtual pet: the Tamagotchi.

@Limality: I wouldn't know. But, now that I DO know, I can tell you without a douBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

If the game has voice chat, I will be buying both this game and a vuvuzela.

This video is a fake; in the real game, spotting Batman just causes the end credits to roll, because you can never hope to be that good and you can never hope to beat him.

But Ronnie? Ronnie the Bear?

Champ Windpedal!

If I may put forward a friendly recommendation:

If I can be permitted to pimp my own work, I'd like to share that God's number for Super Mario Brothers 2 is 557,396,329,246,882,030,426!

As long as they don't withhold Pirate Baby's Scott Pilgrim Game 4 Billion% tomorrow, I will somehow live without PS+!

@minusX: Point well-taken.

Well. Reactions/thoughts/(maybe-rhetorical)questions:

@Nero0130: I like how you can't differentiate between Tim's post (an article, a column, even a blog, take your pick) and your own (a self-ego stroke, a wall of text).

You know what they say about the only winning move.

@Ryan Meehan: I have a full-time job, and I read it. AT the full-time job! During my break!