10 year old me:

That Thor is not worthy, since Ultron is in his brain.

I can't believe the network putting this out also makes the imminently creepy Person of Interest opener. "You are being watched. The government has a secret system; a Machine that spies on you every hour of every day." And THAT'S the good guy.

You know, I respectfully disagree. If you moved Mount Hood way, way, way, way (no, seriously, way) west so that you could actually squeeze it onto the map, I think Portland would make a stellar GTA city. One of the things you want in a big open-world game (and it's a problem with Watch Dogs, which takes place in the…

I live in Beaverton (literally like 10px away from the edge of that map) and I can say that I wouldn't buy a GTA that takes place here. This place is BORING, and the driving would suck dick.

I know. Poor Lex Luthor.

Is it wrong that I want this on my living room wall for all to see it as they enter my home?

"Just pretend I don't know any thing."

What if there was no ethics in hollywood journalism, if we can't trust Entertainment Tonight and TMZ where would we be?"

Gaters think game reviews are super duper important.

What are the two sides of the argument? And what is the argument? I can't find anywhere that actually explains it, it's all "gaters versus non-gaters" and that means zero to me, what the hell is a Gamergater and why are they sending death threats to families?

Even if he does look like he was designed by Jack Kirby.

And that's why Shep Smith drinks.

You realize that's basically saying Mister Freeze is the least crazy guy in Arkham.

Anyone familiar with Shep Smith. He's actually one of the more rational faces on cable news period.

It's been years; am I mistaken or was there two pilots for this show? I seem to remember this kid meeting his friend for the first time and then, in another episode, meeting him again for the first time.

Arrooooooooooooooooooooow!

It seems to me that the irony and humor in Banks' novels serve the critical purpose of resetting the reader emotionally, so that the dramatic scenes hit you harder. Especially when it's a one-off perspective shift chapter, it's disarming.