And do you really think that anyone watching it doesn’t realize it was edited? I mean, do you believe that viewers think she had multiple copies and just kept ripping the speech up after each of those parts of the address?

Fucking Pete. Buttigieg.

The Beach Boys haven’t been the same since Cranium and Dendrite Wilson died.

Duh, anybody with an F-body with T-tops could tell them all about GM and leaks.

Well, someone has to Stick to Sports™ around here.

Correct, those are also unacceptably low mpg numbers. 

Trucks are more comfortable than coupes when you have a small penis. 

“It sounds like what they need is a good butler to run their household, who can then”... raise the children to be emotionally stunted crime fighters after the parents are brutally murdered. 

Gaming got popular, and a subset of people who built their identity around gaming being non-popular are hostile of anything that gives it wider appeal.

There’s a TSA guy with an amazing collection of stuff he sells on Craigslist out of a U Haul storage garage in Golden, CO....

This is terrible advice and a great way to get needlessly arrested at an airport in 2020. 

Stashing unidentified objects in “hidden” spots of an airport could never go poorly if someone came across them or spotted you doing it. 

That doesn’t seem advised at all. Imagine, I couldn’t do that at Logan - The amount of cameras....! I’d get arrested between the gate and the plane, under suspicion of putting a bomb outside in a hedge. ‘But Office, it’s a vintage 1983 Tube of Toothpaste, I DIDN’T WANT TO THROW IT AWAY! I’ll be back in a week, I just…

“Ever since learning of Blanchett being half-American (her father was from Texas I believe)“ 

It's a good thing we prevented all those imminent attacks on US military personnel in Iraq with that murder.

Not true. It's only been 30 years since he did Rachel Hunter.