I went on a cruise out of Miami with my family several years back. On the way back, the flight home was delayed for about 4 hours because of severe thunderstorms. When we were finally cleared to fly home, the flight was terrifying. We *BIG DROP* were getting tossed all over *SLAMMED TO THE LEFT* the place. Towards the…

LMDh= Lick My Dick hard?

This is consenting adults engaged in consensual acts. Regressives, please stop using your interpretation of your collection of ridiculous fairy tales written by iron-age barbarians as an excuse to control the lives of those who disagree with your nonsense.

$25 million would work out to about $5 per woman he raped, right?

The abbreviation for Chief of Naval Operations is pronounced C-NO by us (former) squids.

Straight guy weighing in here: I will take a healthy-sized woman whose body has womanly attributes any day over those stick figure 78 pound supermodels. Give me a woman who has something to grab onto, not someone who has elbows so sharp they will cut me in the middle of the night. Women should look like women, not…

Let me guess: the Polish ejection seat shoots the car into the air?

DTM was DTF a whole bunch of guys

That was nothing, my last sexual experience was faster than that.

“Blimey!”

Peter Piper picked a Pekka pickled peppers.
A Pekka pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a Pekka pickled peppers,
Where’s the Pekka pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

I wonder what company will pluck up Nair next. In his defense, at least his statement was not a bald-faced lie, even though it’s obvious it was created as a chance to smooth over his exit. Seriously, I am impressed at how the #MeToo movement has such legs.

That’s what you get for Wigan out on the field.

That is the Marrakesh Express way out of the car. 

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed in!

I’m not shocked at his kneed for medical assistance.

Losing

Did you get the memo about the new cover sheet for the TPS reports?

Too bad he has to be out of high school for at least 3 years until the Dallas Cowboys can sign him.

Please stop bagging on the guy, as he is from rural North Dakota. I am sure he has seen a black guy on TV at least one time, who could totally be his friend. No way he can be a racist sack of shit.