I went on a cruise out of Miami with my family several years back. On the way back, the flight home was delayed for about 4 hours because of severe thunderstorms. When we were finally cleared to fly home, the flight was terrifying. We *BIG DROP* were getting tossed all over *SLAMMED TO THE LEFT* the place. Towards the…

LMDh= Lick My Dick hard?

Only 3 years into the reign of Orange Julius Caeser, and he (possibly) does something I agree with. Bravo!

This is consenting adults engaged in consensual acts. Regressives, please stop using your interpretation of your collection of ridiculous fairy tales written by iron-age barbarians as an excuse to control the lives of those who disagree with your nonsense.

$25 million would work out to about $5 per woman he raped, right?

The abbreviation for Chief of Naval Operations is pronounced C-NO by us (former) squids.

There has never been an example of Russians being loaded into trains and removed from their homes for their safety prior to this. I fully support this program because i believe everything the Russian government tells us. Na zdrovie!

Rekognician is only missing 2 k’s from its name.

Florida Man’s less famous brother, Markara Man

Jennifer Government nods in approval.

Is it wrong of me to hope that a massive sharknado takes out all the racist, white trash jackasses in Trump Country who voted for this to happen?

Straight guy weighing in here: I will take a healthy-sized woman whose body has womanly attributes any day over those stick figure 78 pound supermodels. Give me a woman who has something to grab onto, not someone who has elbows so sharp they will cut me in the middle of the night. Women should look like women, not…

Let me guess: the Polish ejection seat shoots the car into the air?

DTM was DTF a whole bunch of guys

That was nothing, my last sexual experience was faster than that.

“Blimey!”

Peter Piper picked a Pekka pickled peppers.
A Pekka pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a Pekka pickled peppers,
Where’s the Pekka pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

I wonder what company will pluck up Nair next. In his defense, at least his statement was not a bald-faced lie, even though it’s obvious it was created as a chance to smooth over his exit. Seriously, I am impressed at how the #MeToo movement has such legs.

That’s what you get for Wigan out on the field.

Damore I read about this guy, Damore I hate him.