Bah, your hand still gets in the way. This technology was perfected years ago:

But can it stop the racetrack from spinning after the tenth beer?

To quote Moms Mabely, “you shouldn’t say anything about the dead unless it’s good. He’s dead. Good!”

Pretty soon, the Star Wars area in Disneyland will have “re-education” booths that will purge the memories of those who saw the original films in theaters.

Fact: Scientists calculate that by the year 2100 every single person on the face of the Earth will have been fired by American Gods.

This is baffling. Do they seriously think that they can just replace Orlando Jones and then pretend that, what, Mr Nancy’s new form is actually not all that mad about what’s happened to black people in America? That’s the craziest, stupidest, most ill-considered, and just flat out cowardly move I’ve ever heard. It’s…

I can’t believe Great Hills Partners became the newest showrunner for American Gods.

This is good, it’s important to not only vote out Republicans, but also old guard democrats.  They’re no better than a moderate Republican.  Get out and vote, and not just Presidential races, all the local elections need attention as well.

Weird, since women are the ones on stage.

Gods, if only we had some sort of Amendment that would guarantee Equal Rights, for women. I mean, that’d be nuts, right? Ah well, such is life in a semi-theocracy.

I doubt Alex Jones uses soap.

Tyler Durden knew how to do something useful though: Make soap.

This just needs to have an edit with Werner Herzog narrating the ad to make the journey complete.

Low quality gif, but I applaud the effort...

I came here just to say that I do not believe that she speaks all the languages she says she does. Look for footage of Melanie having a conversation in French or Italian, even when she is in countries where those languages are spoken, and she never gets past hello. It is just another lie that no one has time to…

Funny how it’s arguably the 3rd biggest launch of the year behind the C8 and Supra, yet you’re complaining about a car website writing about it. It’s been two fucking days. Either log off and come back in a week, or deal with it.

As this leaked image shows, the broken windows are part of the design.

Looks like somebody forgot to put the transmission in Bark.

Yeah sure, Mike picks Jade Helm, about the only error American Patriots got wrong. But what about the ones they got right?

We rarely get shit, let us have it.