Gronk would be proud!

That is the Marrakesh Express way out of the car. 

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed in!

I’m not shocked at his kneed for medical assistance.

Losing

Did you get the memo about the new cover sheet for the TPS reports?

Too bad he has to be out of high school for at least 3 years until the Dallas Cowboys can sign him.

Please stop bagging on the guy, as he is from rural North Dakota. I am sure he has seen a black guy on TV at least one time, who could totally be his friend. No way he can be a racist sack of shit.

I’m sorry you grew up around Sandusky. Did he ever touch you in your no-no place?

It holds 7-8 yards? Houses must have some tiny-ass yards where he lives.

Close call, eh?

Sure, Vettel finishes the fastest ever and everyone praises him. I finish the fastest ever, and my girlfriend talks about no stamina, can’t keep it up, can’t satisfy her, yadda yadda. What a stupid double standard!

Shaqtin’, you rule!

It’s Australia. How will it try to kill me?

How many barbers would Skip Barber skip if Skip Barbers could barber Skip?

Bravo to Ford for making a lucid decision!

That was shocking!

We will definitely not lose any guns to ISIS? Bullshit! Bullshit!

If the car had held it together, the driver wouldn’t have had to hold it together.

I can’t wait for the hot takes on this story!