Alcohol is banned on board Navy vessels. The exception (on carriers, at least) is that if you are going to be at sea for 60 days straight, on day 45, you can get 2 beers. The guys who didn’t drink were selling their beer chits for $100 each.

New Zealand: the Florida of Australia.

MRE: Meals Rejected by Ethiopians

A matchup against Fordham University is a big FU.

Except that if he dies, someone who is just as disgusting as a human being, but who is actually competent, would be in charge.

That is the best integration of a paint job with a car design I have seen for a while. Viva RB13!

88, the favorite number of President Bannon.

Hey, I gave my girlfriend a tiny dong last night!

This looks like me trying to pick up women at the bar on Friday nights >.<

Dodge Nitro? Not happening

These ideas worked out very well for the 73-win Warriors and the 16-0 Patriots who were the regular season champions of their respective sports.

$3 billion in 1989, $430 billion today. McCain has set his sights much bigger for the American taxpayer.

You sound very rational and well-informed, and not at all like a delusional nutjob. Where do I sign up for your newsletter?

Since when is Cleveland a state?

Driving a BAC will get you a DUI every time.

At least Faraday has a ton of money in the bank in order to survive a long, drawn out legal challenge with a well-established company... Oh, wait...

This is the kind of news we need on a shit day like this.

Faraday’s financials: