Asking as an American: I know you guys spell a lot of words like favor and center wrong, but lose? That is a new one for me.

“For such an intelligent species”? What planet do you live on?

It was great, just not for me? How many times has a woman told me that?

Meanwhile, the other Jets have been cursed since Super Bowl III.

I would let out the biggest Starscream ever if this guy was not prosecuted. I would make it my Optimus Prime mission to punish him for this. I hope he gets stung by 1,000 Bumblebees as I Sideswipe his car. In his defense, at least he was not driving a Hot Rod while he did this.

Didn’t Carson Wentz go to NSU? Illuminati confirmed!

Great knockoff!

Too bad about Level 5. Ni no Kuni was an awesome game. :(

It’s worked out pretty well for Josh Duggar. Oh, wait...

Get your asterisks right, it’s spelled “n****rs”.

Lol I remember when I needed containers to hold my pot in, as well :)

Can I assume that Tommy Hilfigure is a cheap knockoff brand?

Ding a donger, then ding some dongers!

Ding a donger, then ding some dongers!

D. J. Trump Rips Woman’s Shirt Off To Try And Inspire A Whites Rally

Addictive, exciting and raises the heart rate? Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Musk!

If you were in a plane, how did you feel it?

It’s a puppy, please get your mind out of the gutter :)

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