My girlfriend would tell you that it is bad to be the fastest one.

#StickToVidoeGames

It’s spelled “Thiel”, not “thier”.

If a cat is on top of a dam, I would definitely assume it would get wet from the spray.

You have a weird fetish, but no judging here.

This is why we can’t have good things >.<

They probably walked away using their legs and feet.

Bingo!

I call shenanigans. A Saints cornerback made a tackle?

This is the biggest explosion against Alabama since September 15, 1963

Best finish by a Danica since the 2008 Indy Japan 300

I’ve seen this fight before

Obama exits from an ass, as opposed to Heil Trumpler, who talks out of his.

If 6 Million Dollar Man Ben Carson could run his car down when it got carjacked, it should be easy for him to run his luggage down.

But then his throw would get intercepted and run back for a touchdown...

Per Faux News:

“I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life.”

This news is a Massave dissapointment!

Looks like owl eyes to me. What are you insinuating?