At this rate, my parents’ 1984 green Chrysler Reliant station wagon with a 4 on the floor will win the championship...Bonus points for my brother and me hanging out in the back with no seat belts.

Takes hits and gives massages sounds like a good Saturday night to me

Pictured: my doctor about to give me a prostate exam

W-SUX2BU

In Soviet Russia, car drive you!

If you cannot get the sheer bliss from doing a driveby and forcing someone else to smell your rancid ass, you are doing life wrong!

That sounds fun, where do you go for this? Asking for a friend...

0. Letting my girlfriend drive one. Boston kicked her out and forced her to move back to NYC to make their city safer.

She is Latina? She looks whiter than I am. At least the cops won’t shoot her for having those massive guns!

“We’re all one dick away from placing something in the wrong place. I suffered from that this morning.”

$36.5 million to be delivered in British pounds? So after Brexit that would be about £100 million?

Still more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart

I’m no doomer, but...

It’s on Black Flag, shouldn’t everything here be about racing issues?

You have some weird preferences in your porn

Found On Race Dead

What kind of weird drugs are you doing with a needle like that, and where can I find some?

Why couldn’t they have taken out the Olive Garden there while they were at it?

I love Hispanics! They taste just like chicken!

Because some crazed abortion doctor might try to enter the school and kill students! We need to legislate crazed abortion doctors away from these students.