Ass wants more butts

Too bad no One Direction fans are old enough to vote against the rabid, pus-filled cheeto :(

Are you sad that your Nigerian Prince best friend who have many millions Money to Share with you was unable to withdraw money from your card?? Isn’t that worth a little inconvenience?

“Fuckface” is also confirmed :)

I’ve seen that picture somewhere, but I can’t place it...

In other words, it will be combat ready at the same time as the F-35. Good to know!

Lamar Odom is jealous right now.

He losses everything? I thought Messi was the one under investigation for tax fraud.

Ships, not boats. Get that bubblehead crap out of here :)

As someone who has had three “oh shit” discussions, I fully support this research.

How much does it cost and where can I buy it?

That was the most tragic thing to ever happen to Kent State.

Worst Oh-face ever!

I am so going to masturBB-8 to this!

Only $10,000? Let me dig around behind my couch cushions to see what I can scrounge up!

STOP MAKING IT SO DUSTY IN MY PLACE! I SWEAR I’M NOT CRYING AT THE LOSS OF MY FAVORITE AUTHOR! IT’S DUST! AND ALLERGIES! AND HAY FEVER!

What a Saidomasochist!

Who knew that NASCAR drafting would have other uses?

A Christian university that botches a rape investigation, but hates the gay homosex people. Priorities, much?

This already exists, it’s called a bus! It picks me up in front of my place in the morning and I doze on the way in to work because mornings suck. In the afternoon, I take the bus home as I internet or read a book, all for $116.50 per month. Yes, I am spoiled as all hell :)