Please come to NYC and have some real Italian, not that McDonald’s grade slop they serve at Olive Garden. It will open your eyes as to what decent food tastes like.

I just want to see the Vuelta climb the Angliru again. You know, the climb where the team cars couldn’t make it, so the spectators had to push the cars along.

All he did was ask about a big brown beaver. What’s the problem?

I cannot wait to see it take on the Porsche 918 and the LaFerrari on Top Gear in a no-holds-barred competition! Oh, wait...

Jersey’s

What a Peine in the ass!

You might want to switch the T and Y keys on your keyboard :)

Is that Iowa map blue and black or white and gold?

Who knew that Rick “Frothy Mix” Santorum was a role model for India?

I told you all that climate change was not man-made, but was due to the neutrinos mutating, but you didn’t believe me! I told you that climate change could open up new areas of the Arctic to be our new Florida beaches, but you laughed at me! Now, even in this biased librul blog, it admits that we humans can do nothing…

I seriously doubt that Cobra Commander would associate with a lowlife like Rick Perry.

What the hell place do you live in where you buy beer from a liquor store and not the supermarket/bodega/gas station? Saudi Arabia?

Your bluelight.com link goes to a non-functioning site. Any chance of updating it for the 21st century??

did a donald Trump supporter Do the Transcritption here? Theyre is More bad Capitaliztations here then I have ever seen before

Shouldn’t this be a Billy Haisley post, where he tells us how much MLS sucks and how talentless us Muricans are at the football?

The water coming up to meet the plane, OHMIGOD the water is right fucking there we are all GONNA DIE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

“I think we can say it was in the range of 2 to 5cm [one to two inches].”