Rulers don’t work well when they’re upside down. You have to stand on your head to read them.

Who cares how it does? It looks awesome and is fulfilling its purpose: publicity (I.E. this article). Keep running that thing!

That’s why we named the planet after the element!

Where is Billy Haisley to complain about MLS’ level of ability now?

It’s Hedley!

Coke is overrated, it just makes you feel jittery and jumpy.

Before I met a certain ex, her then-roommate answered an ad on Craigslist from a guy who offered $200 (I think) to have a girl piss on his face. The roommate had my soon-gf go with her as protection in case anything went south. Roommate got paid, pissed on dude's face, no worries. He then turned to my soon-gf and…

“A woman who lists a man as the father on a birth certificate in Arkansas—and most other places—isn’t required to prove parentage.”

Wouldn't Chad Kroeger be better for that?

Three Days Grace is impressed with this Transit Of Venus!

Bethany Hamilton is unimpressed.

When a hockey player dies on the bench, trainers use smelling salts to revive him. Then the hockey player goes and plays his next shift and finishes the game, unlike basketball players who go out for a month with a hangnail.

Donald Trump just came after reading how a Mexican is now getting free medical treatment at taxpayer expense

Well if women wanted to be stuntmen, they should have chosen to be born as white males. What are you, stupid?

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JOing is a very good way to get rid of blue balls

Serious question: how does water stand? It has no muscles, no bones, no means of support. Am I missing something here?

So real Murikans should be less hateful by not dragging gays to their death behind pickups, but it's still OK to deny them basic services? Wow, the right has made a huuuuge step towards human rights today!

Everyone is free to fly the Confederate flag on their own property. That is freedom of speech, one of our most important freedoms. It is also my freedom of speech to wipe my ass with the Confederate flag to show what I think about it. Yay Freedom of speech!

Justice Scalia comments on Gizmodo, bringing his interpretive jiggery-pokery here as well? I am honored to be in your presence, kind sir! Please tell us more about this Court’s threat to American democracy! I know that your Ruler, and the Ruler of 320 million Americans coast to coast is a majority of the 9 lawyers on…