Dr. Mercola's idol!

Which do you wear, a trilby or a fedora?

That reminds me of the first time I had sex.

Does Janemarie live in Whatthefuckistan?

Con Ed finally retired their DC service in 2007! No joke: http://www.coned.com/newsroom/news/…

A whopping THIRTY-THREE percent of the players whose numbers were retired by the Chargers have committed suicide. I don't like LDT's odds.

I’ll whoop that ass!

One time, the guy I was relieving for watch pulled open the curtain on my rack to wake me. With my dick in one hand and a porno mag in the other, I told him if he stayed there, he was going to get a load in his face. He left rather quickly and never did it again.

If only there was some sort of Magic: The Gathering Online eXchange to allow people to invest their money in smart investments like this...

This is why my pet peeve is when people refer to astronauts as being in zero gravity instead of free fall

This post has nothing to do with inventing new technologies or ways to improve our lives

She stole the shoes from the corpse? Lock her away forever!

I hate wishing for anyone's death, but when Bernie goes, this series might have a chance to return to a viable, competitive form of racing.

I call shenanigans! Global warming is a hoax!

Tiger Cruises are rare? No. Both of my Westpacs on that pig ended with them. It was awesome to see the civvies deal with the shit food and shit lifestyle we had: trapped on a floating prison, eating USDA GRADE F: REJECTED. SUITABLE FOR PRISONER AND MILITARY USE ONLY. They did not even have to deal with the sadistic…

Is it racist when white people say “snigger”?

Utah has 5 openly LGBTQ residents? When did that happen?

This is far more interesting than 4 hours of, "Turn left, Bobby! Now turn left again! Hey, Bobby, turn left!"

“I will never stop going in.”

Solution to hiding a satellite: build a giant screen that is bigger than the satellite to cover up the satellite so that no one knows it is there!