Because we should only build low-rise buildings and contribute to suburban sprawl? Seriously?

At least no one got killed this time the Arizona got hit. Silver linings!

Actually, the 2006 World Cup final went to extra time and then penalties.

For anyone who wants to talk about how the holy book of the ruling elite is beyond disgusting and hateful, please use Private Tunnel or another VPN so the authorities cannot arrest you for talking about how slavery, subjugation of women, and murdering LGBT people is evil:

I call shenanigans. I refuse to believe that anyone from Alabama could read what was written on the cars.

Why? He's only 33 and has a 2 year deal with the team.

I hate bigger, badder than you stories. Here’s mine:

If my face was all blurry, I'd probably be an asshole too.

What Americans need to know about the military: it sucks donkey balls, you get paid for shit and do the worst scut work there is. FTN for life!

I was at a bar and the guy next to me was a Marine. We ended up going to the restroom at the same time. I did my business and went to leave. The jarhead said, “hey squid! When I was in boot, they taught me to wash my hands.”

With a kick like that, #6 should be an action Movistar!

"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and…

Viagra helps me beat off mosquitos? Sounds pervy to me.

A bazillionaire cannot just go to China and buy a replacement organ from a totally willing, not at all a political prisoner any more? What is this world coming to?

Fuck, marry, kill:

This walker was killed, most likely by a diesel, and it is horrible. People driving this fast makes me furious seven times over. In all my travels, from here to Tokyo, I have never drifted from wanting to see them punished.

An abject failure as a businessperson who wants to be a Republican president? Where have we seen this before? At least she isn't a (former) cokehead, and doesn't mouth the words as she reads See Spot Run.

Actually, codpieces do still exist, in order to deflect attention to the lack of penis size of their owners

Number of times a former SO beat the shit out of me: no clue. I only remember the "highlights". I even defended my cuts and bruises to my coworkers and friends, saying that my cats had roughed me up.

You mean the country that just kneecapped itself against being able to make a nuclear bomb? That just opened its entire nuclear pipeline up to unlimited outside inspections? That will be getting rid of a majority of its centrifuges? That will limit itself to how much it will enrich its uranium? Please take the time to…