did a donald Trump supporter Do the Transcritption here? Theyre is More bad Capitaliztations here then I have ever seen before

Shouldn’t this be a Billy Haisley post, where he tells us how much MLS sucks and how talentless us Muricans are at the football?

The water coming up to meet the plane, OHMIGOD the water is right fucking there we are all GONNA DIE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Who cares how it does? It looks awesome and is fulfilling its purpose: publicity (I.E. this article). Keep running that thing!

Where is Billy Haisley to complain about MLS’ level of ability now?

Coke is overrated, it just makes you feel jittery and jumpy.

Before I met a certain ex, her then-roommate answered an ad on Craigslist from a guy who offered $200 (I think) to have a girl piss on his face. The roommate had my soon-gf go with her as protection in case anything went south. Roommate got paid, pissed on dude's face, no worries. He then turned to my soon-gf and…

“A woman who lists a man as the father on a birth certificate in Arkansas—and most other places—isn’t required to prove parentage.”

Wouldn't Chad Kroeger be better for that?

Bethany Hamilton is unimpressed.

When a hockey player dies on the bench, trainers use smelling salts to revive him. Then the hockey player goes and plays his next shift and finishes the game, unlike basketball players who go out for a month with a hangnail.

Donald Trump just came after reading how a Mexican is now getting free medical treatment at taxpayer expense

Well if women wanted to be stuntmen, they should have chosen to be born as white males. What are you, stupid?

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JOing is a very good way to get rid of blue balls

Serious question: how does water stand? It has no muscles, no bones, no means of support. Am I missing something here?

So real Murikans should be less hateful by not dragging gays to their death behind pickups, but it's still OK to deny them basic services? Wow, the right has made a huuuuge step towards human rights today!

That reminds me of the first time I had sex.

Does Janemarie live in Whatthefuckistan?

A whopping THIRTY-THREE percent of the players whose numbers were retired by the Chargers have committed suicide. I don't like LDT's odds.