An abject failure as a businessperson who wants to be a Republican president? Where have we seen this before? At least she isn't a (former) cokehead, and doesn't mouth the words as she reads See Spot Run.

Actually, codpieces do still exist, in order to deflect attention to the lack of penis size of their owners

Number of times a former SO beat the shit out of me: no clue. I only remember the "highlights". I even defended my cuts and bruises to my coworkers and friends, saying that my cats had roughed me up.

You mean the country that just kneecapped itself against being able to make a nuclear bomb? That just opened its entire nuclear pipeline up to unlimited outside inspections? That will be getting rid of a majority of its centrifuges? That will limit itself to how much it will enrich its uranium? Please take the time to…

That was a better punch than anything we will see at Mayweather-Pacquiao

I must have missed when Celtic FC, based in Glasgow, Scotland, moved to Ireland.

Reading is fundamental!

Rovell is unimpressed with this Brandt,

He was trying to be helpful and tell them the game was tied 1-1

Google Translate from Canadian English to American English?

Coach KKK agrees!

I don't know if you're spellchecker is broken, but they'res definitely is.

I remember my first blowjob also. It is so hard to wash the taste out of your mouth.

Can someone explain to me why everyone was running so slowly? They looked like they were running in molasses. And why was the clock so slow also?

WAL that ISReally a surprise!

As a distraction from this tragedy, here is a baby snow leopard to cheer your day up

As long as those nasty sluts don't need to get a slutbortion after doing their slutty slut work! Then we would veto any pro-slut bills which would help these sluts out! #TeamRepublican

Is there any way to make this movie permanently be the first thing people see on Jalop? Idiots like this ruin it for those of us who actually follow the law.

At least he is not the former worldwide head of squashing child rape accusations against priests like Nazi Pope was. Small steps!

He is still a natural-born citizen since his parents were American citizens, so he can run and provide us some unintentional comedy. The part that makes me laugh about the situation is how when Ahhhnuld was a rising star, the same wingnuts who are now screaming about Kenyan birth certificates wanted to amend the…