Who the FUC came up with that acronym?

How does this post not have more love? Best thing I've seen today!

You mean that treating women as people, rather than as baby incubators who have no rights, makes society better for everyone? What an amazing concept!

What makes it so green? Is it a hybrid or an EV? Made out of recycled dolphin skins? This article doesn't explain it :(

"Fuckin failures in a country of failures. Its nae good blamin it oan the English fir colonising us. Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent, vibrant healthy society to be colonised by. No..we are ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us? The…

When I ask for just the tip, it ends badly for me too.

Healthy like my herpes infection?

F1 is fascinating off the track. On the track, not so much...

By "nightclub", that means "strip club", right? And by "strip club", that means "place where you are guaranteed to get herpes tonight", right?

$2 beers? Do they have powdered unicorn horns as well?

50 years later, and cops can still choke and kill a black guy for selling loosies, or shoot an unarmed 18 year old black kid for jaywalking and face zero legal consequences. We have a long way to go.

Only in sports is a $30M typo insignificant

Sticking your wood into something warm and moist: you're doing it wrong!

"Why do your people not scratch the shit out of these scummers? Teamcat 4ever!"

Etti-cat this, silly humans!

Riley Cooper now has one less teammate he will fight

This will totally work! Yay Murika!

That shrank faster than my hardon when Rosie O'Donnell wore lingerie for Exit To Eden

"These haterz also have the IQ of a piece of couch lint."

I am so glad I went to Binghamton University, which is undefeated in football since 1946, and has never had a whiff of scandal associated with its football team!