Yes it's true. I am one of two white guys in a large NYC department store with mostly black/latino staff. Our enlightened European customers make a bee line for me, passing a dozen other salespeople, and claim that 'no one is on the sales floor.' The good thing is, I guess, is that I get lots of practice....? …

Not gross but disrespectful. Bodily fluids, genitals, et cetera don't bother me. I work at a major retail store and deal with fuckwits of all persuasions. It is respect. I won't come to your workplace and slap the boredom out of your pathetic life, why do you have to inject your bodily fluids into the mix. …

No worries, I'm an asshole.

I got a problem with the squishy gay "I love black people" thing. It's okay. Just don't pretend gay and black are equivalent. I know saying this as a straight white asshole, I can come under all sorts of fire, and deservedly so. I got into a fight with my buddy Dustin Chafin because I was all 'Fuck Lou Reed"…

Fucking dog people. I've seen dogs chained up in back yards in all sorts of weather and temperatures. I've been confronted by pit bulls who are obviously fighting dogs while walking home from work in Chicago. If you think a tiny cat is capable of abusing a dog you're delusional and should seek professional…

I try to stay positive. But what I've learned in a long life of being a so-called 'feminist' is that you get nothing from it. When 'feminism' earns one points it is considered good, but from an ideological standpoint, it is just a waste of breath. I can't be good for society when I'm shoved into the trash can for…