He’ll also have a special weapon called the Tuck. Especially effective against Raiders.

Only a matter of time before they all jump ship to Bill Simmons’s new platform.

Mallett is gonna be so pissed when he wakes up.

Does anybody have the final score? I’d check ESPN but I’m afraid they’ll report the wrong numbers and wait then wait months to fix it.

The NFL has changed a lot over the years. There was a time when you could, with regularity, run a play where a backup wide receiver plays center and a safety plays quarterback and the play has no clear instructions about whether or not the ball is ever actually supposed to be snapped, essentially meaning the the…

This is the best one I’ve seen this morning.

I am among the biggest #CheatriotsHaterz there are, but I have to acknowledge that half of Belichick’s “genius” is in simply standing still while 90 percent of the league does utterly stupid shit all around him

I’m sure the Ravens will lobby the NFL to change the rules for what’s a legal swinging gate formation so that the Patriots can’t benefit from this again.

My freshman year roommate brought the TV... it was a Curtis Mathis. Our TV had a first and last name.

The only downside to Costco is that somehow I always end up spending $80-100 when I went in there for a couple of low cost things. Every single time. That’s not even counting the case of beer I buy because they have a new variety pack that’s much cheaper than the grocery store.

Whenever my Mom comes to babysit, she always puts it on the SD channels. Furthermore, she uses the TV remote to turn up the volume—despite how many times I’ve told her about the soundbar remote—so there’s double the sound coming from the bar AND the TV.

I swear that in the early 90s, I had an off-brand 12-inch (nope, not a standard 13-inch, but a 12-inch) tv branded with the name “Megatron.”

I love how, at the beginning of Property Brothers, they show the couple a house that matches all of their wants, but costs ten million dollars, and the couple is shocked, shocked, that they would show them such an extravagant house. They are then close to tears when shown houses they can afford and fix up but look…

YES. Because “Congressman Rob Gronkowski.”

I really like that episode of Property Brothers where they have the house they are going to fix up and have started demolition but OH NO SOMETHING CAME UP AND THERE MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH IN THE BUDGET TO COVER THIS!

And the part where you fake interest in buying the product you sampled and then scamper away.

I believe you forgot the step where you get free food samples.

Buying a TV 101.

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?