Well they are 1-3, so that’d be a neat trick.

“Aaron Rodgers or Peyton Manning”

“Enjoy your practice squad trophy,”

“Doctor, he’s injected the Yahoo! comments DIRECTLY into his veins!”

Important takeaway here: even players who can’t make the shitty Dolphins roster can nonetheless shut down Ryan Tannehill.

They’re giving out practice squad trophies in Miami no wonder the team is bad at football they’ve been coddled and hugged and told they were special by their handlers and personal assistants in my day the only personal assistant a quarterback had was his conscience and if any scrub player picked him off in practice,…

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

“enjoy your practice squad paycheck”

Ryan then got his participation trophy and a trip to Dairy Queen.

Tom Werner wants to swing his dick around. He just got more power in the ownership group, and he is a “TV guy” so this is change for the sake of saying “see, i used my expertise to do something, like a big boy!”

I had the misfortune of being a freshman when Tears in Heaven was really big. It made me want to fall out a window, too.

I had a person in a 12th fan jersey tell me that Seattle invented the 12th man the other day.
For some reason I find nothing more aggravating than an idiot with a Jersey they clearly bought to avoid picking a player spouting incorrect “facts”.

No “songs played by campus sensitive guy with an acoustic guitar to woo ladies” list can be complete without Oasis’s “Wonderwall.”

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He just flew in from Obvious Town and boy are his jokes tired

WHAT A NOVEL JOKE CONCEPT.

I think their kicker has everything to do with their thinking. Bill Belichick is no dummy, and he’s consistently kicked the PAT as the Pats have arguably the best kicker in the league. The 2pt play is less than a 50% proposition, and with the new rules - the other team can return an INT or fumble on a 2pt try for 2…

There are 22 sentences in this article (excluding quotes not written by Mr. Draper). 21 of them have a subject and a verb (the majority have multiples of each in what grammarians like to call “subordinate clauses”). The only sentence that does not, “Via ESPN:” introduces a block quote. That’s a sentence noun/verb…

Did you ever watch the old episodes? None of the characters exhibited anything new. We are just so easily offended it seems that way.

The band was always full of druggies.

One of the characters in the band, though. You just know that band is loaded with wastoids - shit, Janice is quite clearly stoned through every scene she’s ever been in.