It would never happen because Warren stands against everything that makes the Clintons the Clintons. Warren is a threat to the Clinton's corporate cronyism.

You'll never be good enough for gin's parents.

Long Island Iced Teas are the gay friend who says they'll be your wingman for the night, then leaves you hugging a toilet while he hooks up with someone you thought you were flirting with.

Ugh, grape culture. Amirite?

She has a net worth of $220 million. There is absolutely no conceivable reason that she couldn't retire today & still allow every member of her family to live comfortably for the rest of their lives. At this point, it's as though she's blue meth & her father is Walter White.

I'd hope to be someone like Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Stahp, Paris. No one wants this.

I'd hope that I'd try to live my life as normally and under-the-radar as possible, and try to get involved in non-profit organizations.

Paris Hilton's life makes me wonder what I would do with mine if I was born into insane amounts of wealth. In general I understand trying to be famous for money, but that can't be her motivation. She just wants the attention. I have to think (and hope) I wouldn't keep trying to claw my way into the spotlight, but…

It seems like the solution to all of this is to not give your 6 year old your Apple password. Just a thought.

Whatever you do, don't tell them that you'd like them to leave. As a woman in the world, it is very important that you never express your desires outwardly, or else those raccoons will never want to marry you.

Bridget Jones' Basketball Diaries is always a good trivia team name.

Somewhere on a beach in Belize, Mike Ermentraut is laughing his ass off.

I am a Ukrainian woman, and I don't know a single submissive one, myself included.

I'm not sure she "accidentally" said anything. Sounds like she's being a very savvy political wife to me.

As far as JGL news goes, I'm more interested in the fact that he mentioned he has a secret girlfriend not in show business. It raises many questions. Questions like: I thought you agreed not to discuss our business, Joe? I thought we talked about this, Joe? Joe, I still love you, but can we talk about this later?…

So, I'm moving to the UK from the US (I'm a Brit still). But big question..I am taking Ms. Princess Sophie Fancypants, beloved Maine Coon. Problem is she has to fly cargo, but its a direct flight. This is worrying to me, I have heard horror stories about airlines, i.e Delta losing pets! Also she's mellow but I…

Dylan,

I don't think an abusive relationship really means that you never look happy around the other person. That's part of why it's so hard to accept that you're in one - it's happy until it's not.

It would be very interesting to see where these ladies are today.