Seriously. I have nothing against Jennifer Lawrence but I also don't see why she should be my imaginary best friend. Also, stop telling me who my BFF is. Also, stop saying BFF! Christ almighty, we're not 12 years old here.

Yes...for the kids.

I think a core lack of understanding on behalf of Kang is that obesity in this country is heavily (haha) tied to socioeconomic status. Being healthy in this county is expensive. Knowing how to cook a well rounded meal and how to circuit train is something of a luxury to grow up knowing.
When you have little money and…

That just means your dick is covered in germs.

The more I learn about big pharma the more skeptical I become of modern medicine. It's just... a disaster.

Ok, I'm trying to work out how this is physically possible, and I've come up with three explanations:

I used to work at a fish and burgers place so I can say a fried Halibut, tartar sauce, lemon/lime, tapatio will never do you wrong.

I would definitely snort at least three whole marijuanas before going to see it.

Did you just penis-size shame me??!?!?

Pretty sure she'd just get up, sigh loudly, and lock herself in the bathroom until he leaves.

Who the hell googles "bing"????

I feel like Rihanna's first tip to Miley would be, "First rule about not giving a fuck: don't talk about not giving a fuck."

Okay, so after reading the comments, I need to add this: THIS IS GOOD SATIRE. It works on a technical level. It ticks all of the satire boxes. The targets of denegration aren't the women in the video, they're an extreme to highlight the ridiculousness.

I don't quite understand how people are missing this point.

Pretty sure she's out there shaking her ass with them, and the point is satirical that she even has booty shaking backup dancers in the first place.

There's a reason the peeps on io9 used to call this guy "Prince Eric"

From the Guardian article (lest anyone think things are "changing"): Modallal said she would not have any dealings with the Israeli media as representatives of the occupying force in Palestine. "There is no way we can talk to them."

Yes, our drinking age is the highest in the non-Muslim world. Shockingly, none of the benefits that were supposed to come from raising it have actually materialized.