I guess if I had to choose I would prefer a dead starfish in bed actually. I'd be pretty bummed if a sexual partner immobilized me with her suction cups, vomited up her stomach, and digested me. But like if that's your thing totally no judgment! It's just not really my scene.

Is Lauren in graphic design or advertising? If not, Lauren is obviously Quite Modest and not Overly Dramatic at all, so I'm sure Lauren would never create Roommate Drama.

I've read something before that she pulled A-1 out before and the Chef was pretty pissed about it...so I'm willing to bet this was also an A-1 situation.

Right? I feel inspired. Ketchup will now go with me everywhere!

There's no worse feeling than when your ex moves on quickly, no matter how badly it ended. I remember back in the day crying myself to sleep many a time over the one that got away. I couldn't even imagine going through that heartache in public. Miley might be young and rich and famous, but I wouldn't wish those…

I bring my own popcorn seasoning to the movie theatres. Folks tend to stare but hey, motherfuckers don't have salt n vinegar then I'm bringing my own.

Who doesn't love Meth Damon :(

Sure, it's a subjective list, so I won't argue too strenuously, but how can Todd not show up on either list? It's hard to have a lukewarm reaction to him.

Somewhere in the world a woman is working in a lab researching the genomes to cure deadly cancers and this chick is making sandwiches for a ring and that's what gets posted on a website for women.

Veneers? I thought it was a sports mouthpiece.

anyone else read this and think, "wow, Asian people are super lucky to have escaped Dickweed's meticulously discerning analysis without mention" or something?

Classist.

Ok, cause I'm eating and I don't want to puke, I'm not clicking on that link, but before I thought he was just a pathetic loser who lives on a fantasy land, now I have to know he's a disgusting scum bag that the internet is giving attention to.

You should take the blouse from your mom for her own good. No one should wear that blouse who's name isn't Prince or Captain Jack Sparrow.

*Those blouses* Because he apparently doubled-down and bought that shit in two different colors.

Never thought I'd like country, but then I discovered Neko Case.

Even as a Latina/Hispanic woman, I don't care about the differentiation so much as I worry about the fact that European is a distinct "race" to him. Um, "culture" or "ethnicity" maybe? I don't know what he's thinking! Also, just about every race/culture/ethicity he just listed is WHITE. So I guess East and Cental…

So...he's a racist. That pretty much just ends it for me, period. All the other stuff is just shitty icing on the racist cake.

And since when are Russians, Italians, and French people a) not European and b) not White?

Are we the same person?