His opinion seems a little moot IMO. I'm sure his ex is used to dealing with this shit...

Is she wearing... a Bob Marley t-shirt?

That was my take on it too... apparently we are the only skeptics on Jezebel?

Yes, but probably just because someone told him it was french.

Emma Roberts: TERRIFYING!

For some reason I think she would be like a non-ironic, more ernest version of Ann Hathaway.

I know@! How many people had to approve that cover to get it on the grocery store shelves... a dozen? TWO DOZEN?

Meh, well... clearly she has bad taste in steak sauce. But hey, she bought the darn steak, she can do what she wants with it!

If Kanye West is secretly your grandmother.... could you score me some concert tickets?

Franks?

I'm a little impressed that she managed to get teenage acting jobs well into her late 30s... other than that I don't know anything about her.

Unfortunately I do not fall under his - erm - criteria.

I think carrying around your favorite steak sauce in your purse is pretty badass. I just hope it wasn't A-1.

What in the world?!@

You wanted Gus and Mike to live more than Holly? The BABAY!?!

Hmmmm, interesting.

I totally get the point you were trying to make, but I think using France was a bad example. In France if you were born in the country (but your parents are not French citizens) you are still not technically a citizen. This has caused an entire "underclass" of non-French (non-white, natch) people living in the…

I'm getting a high in protein low in fat vibe from you, Sean Cooper.

Reading your correct usage of the word "figuratively" made me - literally - happy enough to smile! :-D

I hope everyone who knows him personally reads this shit and ruins his life. Racists repulse me.