I can't believe they say romance is dead.

Dude, I was going to give you a thoughtful response (it's a parents job to raise a child, not the school/governments, blah blah blah)... BUT HOLY SMOKES WHAT IS WITH YOUR FREAKING SCREEN NAME?!?!

Wow. How stupid.

Yoko Ono is probably sooooo jealous.... Hanna Montana is stealing all her material!

What the fuck?

In my experience marriage makes a lot of people unhappy.

For some reason I can't post any gifs on gawker media anymore (does anyone else have that problem, btw)... but this is where I would be inserting a pissed off looking Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Who the fuck would BUY that? Don't sociopaths usually, like, pretend to not be sociopaths in public?

What did the high schoolers think of the whole situation?

Holy shit that is amazing. Any other recommendations for girl rappers?

Because he's rich and doesn't care what you/we want. :(

Yeah, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. I mean, what was he supposed to say, only dumb girl are gf material?

I... hope this guy get's punched in the nuts.

holyshitholyshitholsyshidfha;sdlkf A WORLD OF HOLY SHIT - THANK YOU!

Oh, I thought you meant the brunette! Phew.

Whoa, wait. So it's not just that people are allergic to sperm in general... you can be fine with most sperm but allergic to a specific person's chemistry/liquid fucking gold/sperm?

Not snarking at all... but I don't think that's a guy.

My baby cousin watched the Spice Girls movie (SPICE WORLD!) at least one time per day. Usually when I was babysitting her. Volume on loud.

That girl is going to be just fine. I suspect we have a future Congresswoman on our hands. :)

Oh man, if Backstreet Boys made a movie back in the day.....