Wouldn't it be lovely to be an alchemist... WITH YOUR DICK!

pshhhhh, leave the science to the people who ejaculate liquid gold, silly.

Is there a non-American option? Europe, the Middle East and the Far East are not exactly a free market paradigm. Am I missing some random African country that is funneling funds to CATO?

but but... women can't read!

You sound like a somewhat intelligent douche bag. Sooo.... at least you are somewhat intelligent?

Dude... do you know that Stalin was a Marxist?

I'm getting a little scared of you... but still think you are the best commenter on Jez.

Exactly. WASPy millionaires seems really obsessed with their offsprings significant others education level. Obsessed yo.

Can people be allergic to sperm? THAT SUCKS!

Interesting. I've noticed that most (all?) bitcoin enthusiasts are really into libertarianism. I've also noticed a lot of the aggressively misogynistic men I've met are libertarians.... but I can't for the life of me see where the overlap lies.

When the future looks shitty, why not rewrite the past!?

I... really think that you're awesome.

It was a dick move, I'm be more thoughtful about it in the future. :-/

I think you are 100% right, and I feel a little ashamed for not being thoughtful about the word/phrase's content before.

is that really how feminists are thought of/stereotyped? I've never had a negative experience with it...

Yeah, she's the Ashley Simpson of R&B.

Yeah, it's irrational but, but... internet. opinions. internetopinionsinternetopinons.

YOU LEAVE DRAKE ALONE YOU MONSTER!

Do you mean Solange Knowles? She is no Beyonce.... last names are necessary.

As someone who didn't grow up in a housing project, but did grow up on gov assistance and have lived around projects in multiple cities, I know what you mean.