Its okay, you can throw them a bone on this one.

Here’s how I deal with people who think Mrs. Shoe Pilot and I are looser for having chosen to not bring little baby Shoe Pilots into the world.

Except Aimee doesn’t sound happy about it at all. She sounds miserable as hell, like being alone is not something she wants but something she must get used to. Resigned to her fate so to speak.

What is it with other people being so goddamn shitty about other people lives and their lifestyle choices? These are the same people who can’t imagine a married couple being childless by choice. Not everyone wants the same things in life but that doesn’t mean their lives are without content.

He is stupid. Literally he is very very stupid. That is why.

Is... is there any support, outside Donald Trump’s warped mind, for an expanded nuclear arsenal? I could see support for modernizing the arsenal. But growing it? I don’t even think the GOP can get behind that. It’s not cheap to maintain the nuclear force, and we get literally zip-doodly-nothing out of creating a…

I understand all the hysteria, but let’s take it easy on this guy: he is single-handedly responsible for one of the only satisfying climaxes to a Chargers game this season.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

look the schlong shot joke took it all out of me

SHE EXPOSED WAR CRIMES COMMITED BY OUR WORTHLESS AND VILE MILIATARY SHE IS A HERO

So you “believe” it’s still open, therefore Obama was probably just conning us? And therefore both sides are basically the same? This kind of anti-factual reasoning is what gave us this national nightmare.

“But but rich people won’t steal! And he has nice daughters!”.

Wallet inspector!

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Thanks, I thought so! Every time we break a record, it’s a Big Thousand-Year Event, and then— we break the record again the following year.

Every year after 2014 was also the hottest year ever recorded. And I don’t mean that sarcastically or anything. 2015 was hotter than 2014 and 2016 is on course to be hotter than 2015

And I saw a snowball! Therefore, the planet is fine.

While I won't disagree that the Wet/Dry vacs are awesome, they share absolutely no "design" comanalities with a Dyson. I own both and they both have their places. I can't even understand why you're comparing them, does any sane person actually vacuum their home carpet with the same vac they use to clean up your wood…

While I won't disagree that the Wet/Dry vacs are awesome, they share absolutely no "design" comanalities with a…

Kind of an irrelevant point. What if your headgasket fails, what if you get a fuel leak, what if you get a blowout? Point is, any number of things can bork your car, this system adds some and takes some away. Nothing is ever foolproof.