F.) Interior, dark. We see Daryl asleep in bed. He wakes up suddenly with a strangled gasp. Breathing heavily and visibly shaken, he says, “Honey, I had the weirdest dream.” The camera pulls back and we see his partner is... A ZOMBIE. It lunges for him and Daryl screams. Smash cut to black.

Gizmodo editors will not start proofreading their articles.

The acockalypse was very hard on all of us.

Except when people use texting for mindless, idle chit-chat such as, “What’s up?”

I have major anxiety (among other things) and this is just one of the many, many reasons why I decided quite some time ago to never use any messaging platform again. Anything with read receipts is also a total no go.

TK-421, why aren’t you ready to post?

Like Windows 7, Vista was great after SP1. Windows 7 was as much of a shitshow at launch as Vista initially was. Windows ME and Windows 8 are tied for worst ever.

I wish they had just recast the part. Finn Jones as Danny Bland makes Iron Fist all but unwatchable. His watery, one-note acting and utter incompetence with fight choreography were painful to watch.

Quantum water pyms particles.

oh shut up, do you want to see Jason Momoa spearing Deep Ones or not?

That’s terrible for so many reasons.

A poorly written article that fails to explain that it only helps owners of Pixel phones.

I remember, perhaps twenty years ago, the Taco Bells in my areas (in New Hampshire at the time) had Border Fries. They were similar to Burger King’s current fries, but a bit thicker and shorter with a crispy, lightly seasoned outer layer. I loved them and would get them every time I went.

K9 units are Paw Enforcement Officers.

Many people can easily bite their own toenails; the required flexibility to do so is minimal for anyone in moderately decent physical condition. Peoples who were living hunter/gatherer lifestyles would have, by necessity, have been in good enough condition to possess the required flexibility. A look at modern groups…

This is the most depressing meta-fanboyism I’ve ever seen. If you aren’t going to bother trying to enjoy the story and emotional resonance based on the characters’ point of view then you probably ought not bother watching at all. They aren’t mathematical logic puzzles, they are stories about characters whose actions…

Spider-Dust, Spider-Dust

He’s a fucking piece of garbage and deserves to have his throat slit.

That is all total fucking garbage.

I’d like to know more.