Oh, just shut up. Do you get all pearl-clutchy when they tell us how to score weed?

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.

The kid’s tommy john surgery has been scheduled for next Tuesday.

“These Cubans, how many times do they have to defect during the games?”- Emmitt Smith

Artistic Liquid sounds like a college alt-rock band from Santa Barbara circa 1994.

Great story, complete bullshit

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And that is why you should never become an umpire.

Maybe the umpire brought up marriage equality

I hope he got into clubhouse, sat down and muttered to himself, “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

A League of They’re Owned

I just bought one of those pink drivers, you know the ones that Bubba uses, love it.

Former PGA TOUR exec here: The PGA TOUR does NOT love Augusta, in fact just the opposite. The Master’s is not a TOUR event and all it does is diminish the value of actual PGA TOUR events just like the MLB would hate it if the World Series was run by someone other than MLB. It may bring interest to golf, but it takes…

At North Korean Augusta, a ‘Hole In One’ means you win the right to choose which parent gets shot.

He didn’t strike out. He walked, and Ruiz threw to first under the mistaken impression that Phillips checked swing was called a strike. Watch the video. The home plate umpire appeals to first, and first ump signals safe, meaning no swing and a walk.

I was caught stealing once. When I was five.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

No way, he has a big cock, like a horse.

That’s so fucking awesome. There seriously needs to be more of this by athletes everywhere. Preferably all the time.