Season is too long. Too many back to backs. But they won’t fix it.

A real key is to never let the flask get empty.

“They’re going to raze the hill? I can only imagine that this will lead to more trouble.”

This was poorly thought out and a misdirected idea from the get go. Why you would choose to bury Ken Caminiti in centrefield to begin with, is beyond me.

yup. he knew exactly what he was doing when he did it. the angle was sick, and everything’s harder off your backhand, and the goalie shoulda had it, but hockey players practice plays like this all the time. it’d be weirder if the occasional circus shot *didn’t* go in.

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The irony is that all the hate Caitlyn Jenner gets over this just shows how much courage it took to go public in the first place

It is just a shame that most American sports fans aren’t watching

Puck lucky? I disagree. That was as skillful as any I’ve seen this postseason.

I’m assuming he took them in the form of cookies, milk, and carrots for Rudolph (Giuliani)

Imagine the buyer’s remorse after that purchase.

Abolish the DH. If you’re on the field, you need to hit. Why pitchers can’t hit is bull shit.

That’s a pretty good disguise, but someday the authorities will catch up to you for killing those five hookers.

And what if that running back had been at the center of the biggest scandals to strike the NFL in years

Not to mention that the scale here is vastly different. California has something like 70x the population of Wyoming, whereas China has something like 43,000x the population of San Marino.

When you casually talking about where to eat and all your friends agree upon Applebee’s

Color me shocked that Derek Jeter somehow isn't the AL shortstop leader.

That’s nothing... I was born 6/5/82 and have played 403 less games than Bryce Harper.

I think we can all agree that the best solution would be to replace the migrant slaves with Duggars to build the World Cup stadiums.

Let’s not bring global warming into this too!