Dork.

This guy:

But the big question will be which team will take on the Clipper’s red-headed stepchild role. All three have the potential.

Jackson said he wasn’t racing. He was just trying to get Tracy Chapman her tickets.

Because Angel Dust and the Angels are a MLB team that he’s never played for or managed? Or did I totally not get it?

A real life “fuck you Jobu, I’ll do it myself” momment.

Just shut up already. You made a shitty, out of context comment. It isn’t everyone else taking it out context. Own it and quit acting like a 13 year-old prick... unless you are one. Then carry on.

Tim’s having a tough week.

Knee-jerk, fanboy much? Pretty sure Torre explained it.

Is it racist if I guess that this kid was black? Because if he were white, he would have had multiple guns and shot a bunch of students and staff before turning the gun on himself.

What the fuck, bro. You wanna go?

Says the fan of Derek Jeter. The truly most overrated player of all time. Just lucky to be on a team that purchased the best players to put around him. Great hitter. A bottom of the barrel fielding shortstop.

Huh? Oh, a women’s soccer joke. That was probably funny. Do you know who Maya Moore is? Didn’t think so.

Ever try up hill sledding in Duluth? It ain’t happening. You’ll end up in Lake Superior every time.

Let’s see... two guy projected to be the greatest ever at their position. One turned into a decent relief pitch. The other still has a chance. Fuck Papelbon. He’s the one butt hurt.

Hmmm... defensive and out of position. Typical Bears fan for the last 29 years.

Lighten up there kemosahbee. Go take a toke and read his comment again. It will be waaaay funnier.

Fighting Hawks might be the closest they can get to keeping the name considering the “Fighting” stays and the Blackhawks’ logo is very similar to the Fighting Sioux logo. But they would obviously not be able to use the head logo.

And they already have a statue of the mascot in North Dakota. It’s a win-win.

I don’t know why their hockey team doesn’t just use “Bison” since the rest of their teams use it.