So ramming his head into the front of an RV earlier that day didn’t work.

Police cited Gilbert for lack of responsible control.

Is that you again, Justin Rose? Or should we specify.... Justin Peter Rose? Why don’t you concentrate on not hitting golf balls at fans and leave John alone. This shit will probably be funny for about 20 more posts over the next few months. Then he will die and come back to life again and the cycle of John Daly will…

Reasonable? You are using that word out of context. I think you meant “idealistic”. High supply, low demand employees that have little to no monetary contribution to the franchise, but the exposure that the employee get gives them at least some future monetary value plus a small chance at a lot of value.

Watch out ladies. This party looks a little shady.

There, fixed it.

Jesus, Samer. Tell them we don’t fucking care. It’s soccer. We are in Merica and not the maple syrup version of wannabe merica.

The UFC has been an embarrassment for several years. Why stop now? They couldn’t manage their success and just continually go for cheap cash grabs without any real thought about the future of the sport.

Samer is the bully in the lunchroom who yells out to everyone that you have body odor and everyone laughs at you. Then when you leave the room crying, he follows it up by calling you a little bitch for not being able to take a joke. Or maybe he’s the one who got bullied back in the day and now he’s taking his rage out…

He looks like he got his first sale with a pro team’s head of concessions to sell Crackerjacks.

There are probably about 4000 players or more in the 4 major sports (roster turnover during the season, plus baseball’s extended end of the season roster). So, over the last 25 years there has been 100,000. I’m not sure how many MMA fighters there have been since the UFC started about 23 years ago, I really don’t…

Just look at those thumbs. His middle finger has to be fourteen inches long and wiping ass must be like Shaq trying to shoot a free throw.

Ralph later claimed that she was just trying to help a bunch of kids who didn’t know how to get to first base.

So Boxcar Craps, The Nuts, King Jack Offs, Snake Eyes and Loose Slots are already out of contention?

Giants head coach Bruce Bochy? Who wrote this, John Fogerty?

Nooooooooooooo! Summer is coming to an end and now we have to listen to Futbaw drivel coming out of every living corpse in merica. Suck me in and spit me out you awful NFL money machine. Thanks for the warning, Drew. I do enjoy this perspective.

Um, no. If you refuse they just take you downtown for a date with the Intoxilyzer 9000 or to a hospital for a blood-alcohol test. And in many states, refusal is equal to a more severe level of DWI.

“Don’t do it!”

You give ESPN way too much credit. They are the TMZ of sports.

224 more injuries and I will be the best player in the world again!