It would have been more impressive if he would have done a Patrick Kane flop book.

As someone who is claustrophobic, that looks terrifying. Being swallowed by a rain drenched tarp is now #2 behind getting stuck in a water slide tube and just in front of a trip in a submarine.

“Fucking poser Shovel.”

Damn, the Leafs replaced Kessel pretty quickly!

Chucky’s master plan worked. Speak the truth and back-up a teammate on a team with an incompetent head office and get rewarded by going to a winning franchise.

Put a sock on your hand for the roman candle wars. 60% of the time it protects you 100%.

Thank you. It is nice to hear a voice that’s been in the game come out an say what most rational people are thinking when they read that garbage. Vincent has his tongue so far up the owners and other NFL execs asses that he actually believes the shit he is spewing because it tastes normal.

That adult dressed like a trailer trash kid on his right is having fun doing drugs with him.

“Chicks as hot as crocodiles? No, Gronk. That means you’ve hit rock bottom.”

Yes.

Nice Kevin Bacon impersonation.

Then he shat 17 poopsicles.

Pretty sure that he was pissed because Snoops son passed to the right instead of the left.

Travel to Arby’s and climb Meat Mountain. It will make a weak of travel for you.

“This a bunch of shit and a royal pain in my ass.”

I usually just take one or two, but don’t pass judgment on those who have ”only” five and am actually impressed by anyone who has more and can still function.

That might be the worst use of “but” I’ve ever seen. No, the whole last sentence is a nightmare. Take out “but” and “such” and it will be readable.

Where did I say you have to buy expensive cuts at a butcher? Not only will you find that meat is much higher quality, but the price can be better too. Plus a decent butcher will know what cuts give you the most bang for your buck. Some will also have non-standard cuts that are similar to expensive ones. I used to get…

That's a nice logo. He must be a good lawyer.

Josh Hamilton calls "bullshit".