His uniform is black, white and blue.

Quit buying steaks at the supermarket, Walmart and any other box store. Go to a reputable butcher. Yes, meat can be good.

Chipper Jones

Is that a fact?

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if FIFA was responsible for the earthquake.

And they deserve no Love (Kevin).

Where does it say that the adults driving were his parents or that any of them were related? The plot thickens.

got any evidence that the NBA plays back to backs? especially in the playoffs.

Colin Cowherd got paid by Craig James to kill 5 hookers.

One of the stupidest? Are you the bastard who added the softball fence on the right field line in Yankee Stadium?

This.

No goggles here either, but we wore socks on the hands so we wouldn’t get burned. Thinking about it now, that was like asking for a hand torch.

I can live with that considering it was a no-look even though the intent was there. Classic Hawks comeback tonight too. Fucking ridiculously talented, resilient bastards.

Since we are making up numbers, I’d say with Crawford in that position and 1000 chances at the exact same play, he scores 1ith Crawford in that position and 1000 chances at the exact same play, he scores 107, he completely whiffs the puck 97 times, he connects but either tips the puck or misses the net opening 488…

There is puck luck in hockey, but that’s not it. That was fucking sick skill. Puck luck would be if he would have ripped it off a skate in front of the crease and it would have deflected into the net. That puck did exactly what he wanted it to do. Similar to a circus catch in football, a bicycle kick in the other…

The last line of this article is fucking epic. Nice!

Thanks for call us smart. It takes away some of pain that Samer inflicted upon us when he called us “degenerates” a little while ago. That guy is a dick, but we like you, Barry.

Only the saddest degenerate would use a photo of the Texans vs. the Jags in a story about the Bills vs. the Jags.

You know what they say about chicks with big hands? They are crazy, unhinged drunks.

He has a short name. I bet he can do it. Just make sure to fill it with snow so you can see it.