Oh boy, this is going to be a punny thread. Let's count how many "switch" jokes we can find.

I'd say you should have a Photoshop This thread for that cover, but Vanity Fair already won.

Hey Timmy! Good job sharing Timmy’s post. Hope you get more hit points for that.

Lifehack: Like hockey? Live in Canada or a state that borders Canada no further west than Minnesota. Sorry.

Don't you have to reach puberty to get blue balled?

Copying and pasting twice from Wikipedia does make your points more poignant.

Damn that’s sobering.

Those were the exact same question that were asked during the steroid era. Coincidence?

Good. Fuck Soccer.

Hipster on Hippy hate crime is a growing trend.

she has a penis. that is all.

FUCK YOU. Hockey fan.

I don't know what's more embarrassing, Guthrie's pitching line or the announcer calling those shots to right "deep".

Scorch me for this but it is:

Am I missing something? Don't teams regularly use fade routes to score touchdowns with the threat of them being returned for 6 points?

We should all appreciate The Wherewithal.

Or the "What was going through your mind when..." questions that are essentially "talk about..." farted out in the form of a question.

Roger Goodell just fined Marshawn Lynch for reading this post.

His list of options in that split second ended abruptly.