My eye are getting itchy and starting to swell up just looking at that gif. Achoo!

You might want to stick a comma behind your "but" and a period after your "points" if you want to heat up your punctuation.

I’d freak out more that I threw a 97 mph fastball.

You may have not preferred it if it had happened. Trust me. 85 in the temple makes you question whether or not you were actually wearing a helmet.

I took an 85mph fastball to the brain in about the exact same spot on the and it didn’t feel like I had a helmet on. After a minute or so, I tried to walk to first and kept veering off to the right. Ended up coming out of the game because the right side of my body didn’t function correctly. I am surprised that Gomez…

Ok? Don't dwell on it too much.

Finally the comments are back for sponsored posts.

"I forgot," "oops, missed that one" or "doh!" would be a better explanation.

Chris Pronger and Rick DiPeitro like this.

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Not the first time that a guy was sent back to third after hovering around the plate even though he had no chance at scoring.

So were you like a Spanish American African American player??? oh, sorry... you were in the Spanish American Football Leagues, so you were white and probably from a D-II school.

Last I checked the Hawks won in 4 over the Wild. What is this nonsense?

Pine Tar and PEDs. Good to be a Yankee.

Do they come broken?

Really? How many sports writing jobs did he have early in his career? Don’t you think that him taking and running that ESPN job was more of a “fuck you” to every previous place that let him go? He got his fame in other ways and parlayed it back to his love and on the TOP sports media machine. To use a cliche, the chip…

Did he just rip a sprinkler spigot out of the ground?

AJ Daulerio's talking cheese pizza will tell you everything you need to know. When you hit that moment of Zen, come back and give DougExeter his well deserved star.

To be fair to the media, they did ask him to tell them about his philanthropic work with children. But Gronk angry worded back to them, "No! We are here for kids charity."