HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

Or are they just sausages over there?

Polish American Football League isn’t exactly the sport played at its highest level,

On the juice. #onthejuice

Seems to finally have found the right stuff; turns out it was on his neck the whole time.

Pine tar pine tar pine tar pine tar pine tar

it’s amazing what you can do when you open up a pine tree and use what you find inside.

I just hope their Thurman Munson bobbleheads work better than those stupid Lou Gehrig ones they gave out last year. Those broken pieces of shit never stopped shaking.

I’m a righty, and I played baseball growing up. When anyone throws something to me, my instinct is still to catch with my left and bring my right up to trap/follow through.

The mythical Festivus Pole?

Fuck you, Jaxon

Ellis: “Oh, I’ll try it. I’ll try it. I’m not playing anyway.”
Manager: “What the fuck are you talking about? You’re starting!”
Ellis: [pitches no-hitter with a massive hard-on]

Such attention to detail from a guy who traded a first round pick for Trent Richardson.

It was absurd. It wasn’t just Crawford, though. He was standing on his head, to be sure, but the Blackhawks were also doing an AMAZING job of blocking lanes and keeping the Wild to the outside. They had tons of time in the zone, and got off a lot of shots, but the Blackhawks were just everywhere.

Almost overnight I went from playing in a ultra competitive travel team where most of us had played high school and/or college baseball to a beer league company team. It was a blast! I would field my position and have good at-bats but I never opened my mouth other than to drink. I also never slid again either! I…

Agreed. Also, in this specific case, don’t rip line drives at the most scared/incompetent person on the field just because you can.

His problem sounds like it’s weed.

LOL @ the professional notion that doping players to the gills to play through pain is ok, but letting them take steroids damages the sport’s integrity.

Leave it to a guy working for MSG to be all salty with his voting.

She may not have liked golf, but she had to admire how his career went downhill.