Fun fact: This is exactly how pro wrestling works.

2015: Eagles go 5-11, 3rd in NFC East. Sam Bradford starts 6 games, Mark Sanchez starts 8, and Tim Tebow starts 2. Tebow goes 1-1, selected to Pro Bowl.

The answer to any question about penalties during NHL playoff hockey is “Yes, the refs missed the call.”

The refs swallowed their whistles for both teams the whole game; the Rangers should not have expected them to start calling stuff in the last minute of regulation.

Minnesota Vikings select Troy Williamson 7th overall in 2005. Passed up the following

Gonzaga thugs strike again.

Madison Bumgarner should try to remember that a little chill never hurt anyone.

Or go hunting with Dick Cheney.

The moment that hit happened:

He wasn’t a chemist either, but looked how well that turned out for him.

I’m sure the ratings do indeed justify it. It helps that it’s the only football thing going on for months on end (when football is far and away the most popular sport in the country, no less), not to mention that it has to be about the cheapest thing to produce yet they can sell the advertising slots for a large…

I’ve tried to contact you all directly, indirectly, and intersectionally. At last my latest masquerade hasn’t broken through. I’ve tried to revive Foucault and we’re going to make Deadspin gay. Gay gay gay. Gay as goddamn gay. Gay.

I had a similar experience. By three-quarters way throught the second lap, I stared hallucinating and actually saw myself.

Much appreciation for anyone that runs the 800. Holy hell what a race.

Oh my god, the fucking 800. The one year I ran track I had to run this goddamn event. I asked my coach for strategy tips. He said “run the first lap as fast as you can, and hope you finish.” Asshole.

Kevin Federline looks like he’s on junk

“We’re trying to shoot the puck past Hiller, their goalie”

Thought it said Hitler. Still a good tweet, could’ve been better with one more line though.