What coach let’s their star goalie take that kind of beating in net?

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Looks like you qualify for up to $3.5 million.

To: All you baseball writers who have a vote for the hall of fame

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

I won’t disagree with most of your statements, but I take great offense to the jalapeño comment. Sitting in their own juice makes them far better, no question.

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

I will also not dress for tonight’s game.

That picture really enhances my understanding of this fucking situation. Thanks Brad Ziemer! Also, is that an Instagram filter you used? Really sets the ominous mood.

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Don’t forget to bring weed and bug spray

But you haven’t fully gone around until you’re back to where you started. Therefore, ten.

No, “Around” implies you are actually back where you started, not CLOSE to where you started. 10

““Around” implies you are at the same point you were at at the beginning of the inning, which means you are at the point where the leadoff hitter is about to bat.”

Which would mean when the 10th batter comes to bat, you’ve batted around. If the ninth batter makes the last out, then you haven’t gotten to the same point…

But if the ninth batter gets out then you havent gotten back to where you started from, which is the first batter at the plate

If the 9th creates the 3rd out then it ends at him and the transition never happens. It stops just short of batting around because the 9th guy never made it on due to the final out.

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

Schwag?

I’m new here/don’t smoke, but is “getting hit by a bus” a real name for the reefer?