Stephen A. Smith obviously beat women.

Finally.

This makes me happy.

Ivy in Wrigley, Green Monster at Fenway, the old Polo Grounds ridiculous center field, Metrodome white roof, death valley in the old Yankee Stadium (and little league right field line in the new one), astroturf in all of the domes of the 80s, thin air at Coors Field along with a huge outfield, too much foul territory…

What team do you work for?

Where's the obligatory, condescending "Relax Like a Grownup" preface?

Where's the obligatory, condescending "Relax Like a Grownup" preface?

A 41 year pitcher running down a 38 year old catcher. At least someone got Pierzynski finally shut up after all of these years.

Help as in FAQ?

So Pinkman got stuck in Winnipeg on his way to Alaska? Beer me, bitch!

If you walk into a bait shop not knowing anything, you will walk out not knowing much more with $250 worth of stuff you don't know how to use. Pay for a good guide if you are just going to go once or twice per year. They will have all of the rods, bait, tackle, gear and a boat. You just show up. Plus they are on the…

This.

Yes, but it should be much higher.

#1 NFL
#2 MLB
#3 NBA
#4 NHL
#5 UFC
#6 WWE
#7 Whatever Soccer thing is Popular
#8 Whatever boxing thing is Popular
#9 Kickboxing or Judo or Freestyle wrestling

Don't listen to them. They are all lying and in on the joke. It looks like urban dictionary, but it is a redirect to the seedy side of the internet. Click it and your screen will blow up with pop-ups and they will all laugh at you. DO NOT DO IT.

I loved it. It was finger lickin' good ya'll.

He is definitely somebody's uncle.

And the effort that was put into it was truly amazing.

Sorry for the late response, bud. I had to pick up my daughter at swimming lessons tonight. Exciting news, they let the 5 year olds swim in the deep end toninght without life jackets. I'm just bummed that I wasnt there. The life guards said they did a good job though. You should go eat some Raman noodles to get your…

Good, I can feel your anger... let the hate flow through you.

I think it is possible. Please don't stop trying. The blood is on your hands if you don't. Your therapist cannot get you out of this guilt.