You're right. I will go tell my son tonight that he's going into child protective services. Thank you for making everything so clear to me. What a fool I have been all of these years. I just have one favor to ask. When you finally have children, could you find a spot in that little heart of yours to name one of them…

Where in the video did it show deep and where did I say deep? Now it takes super hero strengths to swim? Superstitions? Even if it is deep, he's right there keeping an eye on him and spending time with him. I'm pretty sure by your comments that you are not a parent and that your spewing superiority is a result of…

Hyiaaach!

I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've seen an extreme skiing video where falling to your death included options for HIV, Hepatitis, salmonella, giardia, and a handful of other parasites.

What planet do you live on? You don't know any details in either situation, but are so quick to judge. I sure hope that you teach your children to fend for themselves, so that they can explore the world and enjoy it without fear. It is a beautiful place. Caution, knowledge and respect are much better tools than fear.…

If Cameron truly meant a suspension for the next game, then you are right. It's stupid. If he meant "game DQ" as in being suspended for the rest of last nights game like Subban was, then I get it. In that case he is saying that they would have retaliated, but didn't need to. No problem with that.

When did water turn into lava? How do you know how deep it is? If the kid by slim chance falls in, dad jumps in and saves him and then tells him it's OK. The kids learns something. Big deal. Get off your helicopter parent high horse. And yes, I am a parent. And yes I have pulled my son out of 33 degree water when he…

Neither are living trolls.

Rockies thin air and long fences, Fenway's wall, NY's short right field line, Oakland's huge foul territory?

No, beating the shit out of his fiancé and then having the video surface to the public view had way more to do with it. Name 10 other every down backs that can run it up the middle, on the edge, block and catch balls out of the backfield as good or better than Rice. Hell, just put down 5 or 6. Rice is only 28 and…

+2 Unusually long opposable thumbs up!

No, the announcers clearly said, “즉, 예쁜 엉덩이 박쥐 플립 입니다.” That’s “jeug, yeppeun eongdeong-i bagjwi peullib ibnida,” for those of you who cannot read Korean.

"Extra step? Pffft. Let me know when he gets halfway to the plate."

He gits it.

My favorite Oriole PED user is Brady Anderson. He went from about a 10-20 HRs a year to 50 on a contract year. And then went back to 10-20 per year.

No, you are pretty much wrong. Personal property is not a basic principle of civilization.

Decent troll down the dranoes.

What a great name. Especially for a speedy base stealer.

What else do I need to know? I looked at it again and again and no where did it say that a car was hit by a skateboarding taco.